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When A Gay Bar Is Just Too Gay

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE June 20, 2011

Writer: Junior Owens | Artist: Shira Haberman

Apparently, half naked dudes tustling around with their legs wrapped around each other means different things to different people.

Irrational Drunk Driving Rationalizations

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE June 15, 2011

Writer: Artie Peterson | Artist: Hillary White

My trick is to get so drunk that I can’t even open the car door. Someone more sober will have to figure it out.

Tranny Obsession

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE June 13, 2011

Writer: Erin La Rosa | Artist: Sylvie Reuter

How we celebrate Pride month.

Why Bumper Stickers Are Never Okay

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE June 7, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Kira Crugnale

The epidemic has just gotten worse and worse.

How To Survive Bikini Shopping

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE June 3, 2011

Writer: Erin La Rosa | Artist: Hillary White

Am I right, fellas?

Pyramid Schemes Of LA

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE May 26, 2011

Writer: Erin La Rosa | Artist: Hillary White

LA is pretty much one big pyramid scheme. With self-esteem being the main currency.

Seeing Stand-Up Vs. Seeing A Play

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE May 10, 2011

Writer: S.H. Blannelberry | Artist: Hillary White

A cost benfit analysis.

Thoughts While Jogging In The Park

Writer: Rick Paulas | Artist: Hillary White

Don’t worry. Rick managed to get penis commentary even into a piece about jogging.

Dealing With Street Canvassers

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE April 22, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Red Cross and Green Peace are nothing but trouble.

Timeline Of A Bro Bar Fight

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE April 20, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Jimmy Giegerich

Similar to many animal mating rituals.

The Realities Of Public Swimming Pools

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE April 13, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Julia Scott

Gotta love the taste of chlorine and urine.

The Realities Of Whale Watching

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE April 5, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Jimmy Giegerich

Just hit up the Walmart in Culver City! Hey-o!

What We’re Doing While Driving

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE March 30, 2011

Writer: Rick Paulas | Artist: David Hwang

Defintiely not anything anywhere near close to paying attention…

Thoughts While Peeing In Public Urinals

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE March 29, 2011

Writer: Rick Paulas | Artist: Hillary White

Painfully accurate.

Why Do Homeless People Have Stuff?

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE March 25, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Jimmy Giegerich

Hobos are so selfish.