Nothing like a casual dad dick reference to keep your friends on their toes.

Hating life, basically.

For Dads everywhere.

Though by admitting you should live in these cities, we’re basically rendering all them of, like, “so over.”

It’s like, ironic, man.

This chart is adorkable. YOLO!

Is there really anything wrong with, y’know, jeans and a t-shirt? You’ll look totally like James Dean, we promise!

For someone who is unabashedly, painfully bitter.

People still listen to FM radio, right?

Train sets and rock collecting have got nothing on pot!

Eat your hearts out America!

Or, last minute ways to lose a few friends.

We aren’t all from MySpace!

Bread is so 2008.

Not quite as fun, though.