Every girl makes Pros and Cons lists about their vaginas, right?
We forgot one: Never work customer service.
We think they’re just afraid of success.
As if we have to tell you.
Because all your friends are perfect.
Fortunately, both are appropriate to do totally hammered. Right?
Because masturbating to MySpace isn’t cool anymore.
The View stars the exact same five women.
Apparently Matthew here seems to think a “drug-fuelled oversexed fluid factory” is a bad thing.