With a guest appearance from Tyra Banks!
It’s like, ironic, man.
Assuming you’ve somehow managed to get her there in the first place.
Easier said in English than done.
Fuck them, that’s why.
It only takes five friends to absolutely ruin your Facebooking experience.
Total price tag: $14,349.
Because when you’ve got a shitty dead-end job, your biggest concern should really be what your parents think…
For a committed relationship.
It’s ok! This was written by a half-Asian.
It’s an art not worth perfecting.
For someone who is unabashedly, painfully bitter.
Because the only way to get through an epsiode of 2 Broke Girls is completely off your ass.
From a frustarted straight guy.
And for 3.5 million dollars less!