The name of your wireless network says more about you than your lower back tattoo ever will.

Contrary to popular belief, it’s your parents, not Reddit, that kills a meme.

The internet truly is a wonderful place.

Ghost-written by Rick Santorum

The worst-case scenario? You’ve got it.

Still waiting for the first big “we met on craigslist” band.

Because if there’s more than 3 of something, we’ll make a chart of it.

Fortunately, both are appropriate to do totally hammered. Right?

Because masturbating to MySpace isn’t cool anymore.

It’s like porn for hip-hop nerds. Plus some actual porn.

If only reality came in 30 second YouTube clip length.

This would be funnier if anybody actually used Google Plus.

My favorite are passive-agressive updates aimed at a specific person!

They’re both fun to do with your little brother. Wait, what??

You can only mess with your screen saver settings for so long…