The name of your wireless network says more about you than your lower back tattoo ever will.
Contrary to popular belief, it’s your parents, not Reddit, that kills a meme.
The internet truly is a wonderful place.
Ghost-written by Rick Santorum
The worst-case scenario? You’ve got it.
Still waiting for the first big “we met on craigslist” band.
Because if there’s more than 3 of something, we’ll make a chart of it.
Fortunately, both are appropriate to do totally hammered. Right?
Because masturbating to MySpace isn’t cool anymore.
It’s like porn for hip-hop nerds. Plus some actual porn.
If only reality came in 30 second YouTube clip length.
This would be funnier if anybody actually used Google Plus.
My favorite are passive-agressive updates aimed at a specific person!
They’re both fun to do with your little brother. Wait, what??
You can only mess with your screen saver settings for so long…