Smoking a joint won’t let you make all of those mistakes you secretly want to make.
Everyone knows you two didn’t meet a in bookstore.
They ain’t pretty.
ObamaCARE? Or ObamaDANGER?!?!
Truly living the dream.
It’s about damn time there’s a guide to this!
It’s been a good first year…
Completely factual chart of real truths.
You really should feel guilty.
Not knowing how to do something is way better than knowing how to do something.
We’re not so different, you and I.
As if you need to justify it to yourself.
They’re all completely justified.
Ah, the soothing smell of humid genitals.