Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method dc_jqtopsocialposts::header() should not be called statically in /nfs/c05/h05/mnt/159657/domains/madatoms.com/html/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 406

Reactions To Our Best Friend’s Engagement

LIVING THE DREAM February 25, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

With disdain, mostly.

Reasons You Used Pornhub’s Share On Facebook Button

ALL FOR ROFL February 6, 2014

There’s really no good reason.

A Real Fight vs. A Twitter Fight

ALL FOR ROFL January 14, 2014

Writer: Liz Breen | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Which one is more embarrassing… No one knows.

How Your Mother Reads Your Christmas List

ARTICLES December 23, 2013

That ignorant, trying-her-best bitch.

What To Get The Hottie In Your Life

MADATOMS PERSONALS December 19, 2013

Unless you’re following the wise words of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: “Women love money… you give ‘em a couple thousand bucks and they’re happy.”

4 Famous Photos If They Were Taken By Terry Richardson

POLITICALLY ERECT November 11, 2013

More dicks, basically.

Halloween Throughout Your Youth

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW October 30, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

It’s downhill from 5.

Why Your Girlfriend Is Mad About Your Online Presence

ALL FOR ROFL October 4, 2013

I got 99 problems and the 21st century is one.

How We’re Preparing For Our 30′s

ARTICLES September 25, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

30 is the new 20, right?

28 Days: From Reddit Account To Porn Account

ALL FOR ROFL September 16, 2013

And what a fast month it is.

The Day Before Payday vs. Payday

THUG LIFE August 12, 2013

Black and white, night and day, sad and… well, still sad.

Why We’re Not Quitting Our Day Jobs

LIVING THE DREAM July 15, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Not found: “Because we’re happy.”

Anatomy of The First Week After Graduation

LIVING THE DREAM July 3, 2013

After university comes… this?

Why I’m Not Answering Your Phone Call, Mom

LIVING THE DREAM June 20, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

In other words, fuck you, Mom.

The Realities of a Typical Poker Night

LIVING THE DREAM June 5, 2013

It’s like Casino Royale, except not at all like Casino Royale.