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Everyday Sex Acts

SPLOOGED October 5, 2012

Writer: S.H Carlyle | Artist: Amanda Lazone

For vanilla folk, getting freaky means frantically attempting to cover up the fact that you prematurely ejaculated.

A Straight Guy Learns From Grindr

SPLOOGED September 21, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Torie Leigh

Lessons learned from Blendr: women don’t exist.

Sexual Dry-Spell Timeline

SPLOOGED August 2, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

It’s the opposite of a wet-spell: a term people really should use more often.

Updated Cliche Porn Situations

SPLOOGED June 7, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

Because porn really needs to stay politically relevant.

Learning From “Female-Friendly” Porn

SPLOOGED April 20, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Julia Scott

Porn: the new sex-ed!

Roommate Sex: The Art Of Listening

SPLOOGED January 6, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Matthew Reid

Ideally, you get a partner of your own and have an all-night vocal “fuck off.”

Should I Wax My Own Vagina?

SPLOOGED January 5, 2012

Writer: Meghan Pleticha | Artist: Emily Niland

Every girl makes Pros and Cons lists about their vaginas, right?

Thoughts After Unsafe Sex

SPLOOGED December 13, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Melissa Arendt

A typical Sunday morning for most of you.

Different Rooms Under A Blacklight

SPLOOGED December 1, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Vincent Acevess

Leave it to us to dedicate and entire article to urine, blood and semen.

Why You Shouldn’t Bang With The Lights On

SPLOOGED November 9, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Blind people have it made.

A Guide To Hiding Your Boner

SPLOOGED October 14, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Vincent Acevess

Fact: According to the Biblem after they ate the fruit in the Garden of Eden, man was punished with uncontrollable boners. Seriously, look it up.

The Time I Tried Writing For Porn

SPLOOGED October 5, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mark Jawkorski

At Madatoms, we value integrity.

Masturbating Through The Ages

SPLOOGED September 30, 2011

Writer: Rick Paulas | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Just when you thought Rick couldn’t write anymore about masturbating…

Don’t Ever Have Sober Sex

SPLOOGED September 22, 2011

You can’t regret what you can’t remember.

Kama Sutra For The Loveless Marriage

SPLOOGED September 7, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mike Shea

This applied to most of you married types…