For vanilla folk, getting freaky means frantically attempting to cover up the fact that you prematurely ejaculated.
Lessons learned from Blendr: women don’t exist.
It’s the opposite of a wet-spell: a term people really should use more often.
Because porn really needs to stay politically relevant.
Porn: the new sex-ed!
Ideally, you get a partner of your own and have an all-night vocal “fuck off.”
Every girl makes Pros and Cons lists about their vaginas, right?
A typical Sunday morning for most of you.
Leave it to us to dedicate and entire article to urine, blood and semen.
Blind people have it made.
Fact: According to the Biblem after they ate the fruit in the Garden of Eden, man was punished with uncontrollable boners. Seriously, look it up.
At Madatoms, we value integrity.
Just when you thought Rick couldn’t write anymore about masturbating…
You can’t regret what you can’t remember.
This applied to most of you married types…