A Letter To My Prostate

SPLOOGED November 13, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Magoz

From a frustarted straight guy.

Living With Roommates Ruins Masterbation

SPLOOGED November 7, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Don’t show your roommates this.

A Straight Guy Learns From Grindr

SPLOOGED September 21, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Torie Leigh

Lessons learned from Blendr: women don’t exist.

Sexual Dry-Spell Timeline

SPLOOGED August 2, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

It’s the opposite of a wet-spell: a term people really should use more often.

Updated Cliche Porn Situations

SPLOOGED June 7, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

Because porn really needs to stay politically relevant.

Learning From “Female-Friendly” Porn

SPLOOGED April 20, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Julia Scott

Porn: the new sex-ed!

Roommate Sex: The Art Of Listening

SPLOOGED January 6, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Matthew Reid

Ideally, you get a partner of your own and have an all-night vocal “fuck off.”

Should I Wax My Own Vagina?

SPLOOGED January 5, 2012

Writer: Meghan Pleticha | Artist: Emily Niland

Every girl makes Pros and Cons lists about their vaginas, right?

Thoughts After Unsafe Sex

SPLOOGED December 13, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Melissa Arendt

A typical Sunday morning for most of you.

Different Rooms Under A Blacklight

SPLOOGED December 1, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Vincent Acevess

Leave it to us to dedicate and entire article to urine, blood and semen.

Why You Shouldn’t Bang With The Lights On

SPLOOGED November 9, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Blind people have it made.

A Guide To Hiding Your Boner

SPLOOGED October 14, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Vincent Acevess

Fact: According to the Biblem after they ate the fruit in the Garden of Eden, man was punished with uncontrollable boners. Seriously, look it up.

The Time I Tried Writing For Porn

SPLOOGED October 5, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mark Jawkorski

At Madatoms, we value integrity.

Masturbating Through The Ages

SPLOOGED September 30, 2011

Writer: Rick Paulas | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Just when you thought Rick couldn’t write anymore about masturbating…

Don’t Ever Have Sober Sex

SPLOOGED September 22, 2011

You can’t regret what you can’t remember.