Date Night Ideas

MADATOMS PERSONALS August 14, 2013

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Miguel Manzer

For a committed relationship.

An Extended Ad for Christian Mingle

MADATOMS PERSONALS July 30, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Craving that middle-class suburban, twice-annual sex relationship? Look no further.

The Starlet Strangler: Mike

Meet Mike….the starlet strangler!

A Guide To Stealth Shitting At Your Girlfriend’s House

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Daniel Hamilton

If you’re immature enough to fear dumping at your girlfriend’s place, you’re immature enough to enjoy reading this.

The Albert Einstein of Methematics: Jim Jim

Meet Jim Jim…The Albert Einstein of Methematics.

Stone Cold Jokester: Chavo

My name is Chavo and I’m going to murder you…just kidding!

How To Be Poor Without Your Girlfriend Resenting You

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Remy Mattei

Just because she loathes you doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you, right?

Are you her Mr. Right?

Are you her Mr. Right? Post her bail and find out!

Admitted Crack Addict and Chocoholic: Terry

Meet Terry…an admitted crack addict and chocoholic!

Is Your Partner Settling For You?

MADATOMS PERSONALS April 24, 2013

We’re so motherfucking Cosmo right now.

Date Night Ideas

MADATOMS PERSONALS February 5, 2013

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Miguel Manzer

For a committed relationship.

Taking Flirting Tips Too Far

MADATOMS PERSONALS February 4, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Remy Mattel

The fact that you’re actively following “flirting tips” is probably the first sign you might be a bit creepy.

Taking Flirting Tips Too Far

MADATOMS PERSONALS January 18, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Remy Mattel

The fact that you’re actively following “flirting tips” is probably the first sign you might be a bit creepy.

How To Win The Bachelorette

MADATOMS PERSONALS October 9, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Rmy Mattei

Who wants to fall in love if you don’t get to emasculate twenty-four other competitors in the process?