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Stone Cold Jokester: Chavo

My name is Chavo and I’m going to murder you…just kidding!

How To Be Poor Without Your Girlfriend Resenting You

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Remy Mattei

Just because she loathes you doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you, right?

Are you her Mr. Right?

Are you her Mr. Right? Post her bail and find out!

Admitted Crack Addict and Chocoholic: Terry

Meet Terry…an admitted crack addict and chocoholic!

Is Your Partner Settling For You?

MADATOMS PERSONALS April 24, 2013

We’re so motherfucking Cosmo right now.

Date Night Ideas

MADATOMS PERSONALS February 5, 2013

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Miguel Manzer

For a committed relationship.

Taking Flirting Tips Too Far

MADATOMS PERSONALS February 4, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Remy Mattel

The fact that you’re actively following “flirting tips” is probably the first sign you might be a bit creepy.

Taking Flirting Tips Too Far

MADATOMS PERSONALS January 18, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Remy Mattel

The fact that you’re actively following “flirting tips” is probably the first sign you might be a bit creepy.

How To Win The Bachelorette

MADATOMS PERSONALS October 9, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Rmy Mattei

Who wants to fall in love if you don’t get to emasculate twenty-four other competitors in the process?

A Drunk Loser’s Guide To A Romantic Night In

MADATOMS PERSONALS September 28, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

“Romantic.”

A Sociopath’s Guide To Female Rejection

MADATOMS PERSONALS August 9, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Miguel Manzur

Coping has never been scarier.

How To Translate A Matchmaker

MADATOMS PERSONALS June 12, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

A blind date is one of the rare occasions where it’s often better to actually be blind.

Dating: The Look Vs. Personality Debate

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Fun or fuckable, that is the question.

The Realities Of Love At First Sight

MADATOMS PERSONALS April 13, 2012

Writer: Michelle Lewis | Artist: Vincent Acevess

One-night-stands trump that whole “love” thing any day.

Other Monsters Worth Dating

MADATOMS PERSONALS March 7, 2012

Writer: Tom O'Donnell | Artist: Mike Shea

We’re still team Jacob though.