Your “Guilty Pleasure” vs. Your Actual Guilty Pleasure

LIVING THE DREAM June 12, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

You really should feel guilty.

The Benefits of Being An Adult That Can’t Drive

LIVING THE DREAM June 10, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Not knowing how to do something is way better than knowing how to do something.

A Night At Hot Yoga

LIVING THE DREAM May 27, 2014

Ah, the soothing smell of humid genitals.

Who You’ll Find At A Christian Rock Festival

LIVING THE DREAM May 15, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

It’s exactly like a regular rock festival, except… Jesus-er?

An Increasingly Realistic Positivity Blog Post

LIVING THE DREAM April 18, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

EVERYTHING IS GOOD AND POSITIVE! NOTHING IS WRONG! SATANAS VENIRE!

I Wish My Poor, Loving Dad Was A Rich, Distant One

LIVING THE DREAM April 10, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

My dad’s money can buy me happiness.

Laid Off: Deconstructing The Objects You Take With You

LIVING THE DREAM April 3, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Ailim Melillan

The metaphors are as real as metaphors can get.

Being Homeless Is Better Than Moving Back Home

LIVING THE DREAM March 17, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

The land of the free.

A Guide To The Best Diners

LIVING THE DREAM March 11, 2014

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Victor Zybin

“Best.”

A Guide To Making Money With Sports

LIVING THE DREAM February 27, 2014

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Ailim Melillan

Dancing is a sport, okay?

Reactions To Our Best Friend’s Engagement

LIVING THE DREAM February 25, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

With disdain, mostly.

Being A Crackhead Is Better Than A Freelance Writer

LIVING THE DREAM February 13, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Ailim Mellilan

Surprisingly convincing.

Reasons You Have A Drinking Problem And I Don’t

ARTICLES January 21, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mick Theisen

I know that we’re both on our fifteenth beer, dude. But that doesn’t change a thing.

How Your Mother Reads Your Christmas List

ARTICLES December 23, 2013

That ignorant, trying-her-best bitch.

The Drunkstest League!

LIVING THE DREAM December 12, 2013

Writer: Griffin Hennelly | Artist: Emily Niland

The world’s best team of inebriated heroes.