My dad’s money can buy me happiness.
The metaphors are as real as metaphors can get.
The land of the free.
Dancing is a sport, okay?
With disdain, mostly.
I know that we’re both on our fifteenth beer, dude. But that doesn’t change a thing.
That ignorant, trying-her-best bitch.
The world’s best team of inebriated heroes.
An especially grumpy day for Jigsaw.
If you don’t get drunk and ruin a relationship, you’re doing it wrong!
It’s like asking a fat woman when they’re due – times ten!
Start working on your costume today! Get a head-start and… oh, who are we kidding? Sheet Ghost it is.
It’s like going back to being a teenager, but without the whole “having parents” thing.