EVERYTHING IS GOOD AND POSITIVE! NOTHING IS WRONG! SATANAS VENIRE!
My dad’s money can buy me happiness.
The metaphors are as real as metaphors can get.
The land of the free.
Dancing is a sport, okay?
With disdain, mostly.
I know that we’re both on our fifteenth beer, dude. But that doesn’t change a thing.
That ignorant, trying-her-best bitch.
The world’s best team of inebriated heroes.
An especially grumpy day for Jigsaw.
If you don’t get drunk and ruin a relationship, you’re doing it wrong!
It’s like asking a fat woman when they’re due – times ten!
Start working on your costume today! Get a head-start and… oh, who are we kidding? Sheet Ghost it is.