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I Wish My Poor, Loving Dad Was A Rich, Distant One

LIVING THE DREAM April 10, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

My dad’s money can buy me happiness.

Laid Off: Deconstructing The Objects You Take With You

LIVING THE DREAM April 3, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Ailim Melillan

The metaphors are as real as metaphors can get.

Being Homeless Is Better Than Moving Back Home

LIVING THE DREAM March 17, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

The land of the free.

A Guide To The Best Diners

LIVING THE DREAM March 11, 2014

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Victor Zybin

“Best.”

A Guide To Making Money With Sports

LIVING THE DREAM February 27, 2014

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Ailim Melillan

Dancing is a sport, okay?

Reactions To Our Best Friend’s Engagement

LIVING THE DREAM February 25, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

With disdain, mostly.

Being A Crackhead Is Better Than A Freelance Writer

LIVING THE DREAM February 13, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Ailim Mellilan

Surprisingly convincing.

Reasons You Have A Drinking Problem And I Don’t

ARTICLES January 21, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mick Theisen

I know that we’re both on our fifteenth beer, dude. But that doesn’t change a thing.

How Your Mother Reads Your Christmas List

ARTICLES December 23, 2013

That ignorant, trying-her-best bitch.

The Drunkstest League!

LIVING THE DREAM December 12, 2013

Writer: Griffin Hennelly | Artist: Emily Niland

The world’s best team of inebriated heroes.

SAW-Like Punishments For Everyday Nuisances

LIVING THE DREAM December 6, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

An especially grumpy day for Jigsaw.

A Shithead’s Guide To Carving A Pumpkin

LIVING THE DREAM October 24, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

If you don’t get drunk and ruin a relationship, you’re doing it wrong!

Halloween “Costumes” By People Who Didn’t Dress Up

LIVING THE DREAM October 22, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

It’s like asking a fat woman when they’re due – times ten!

The Realities of Halloween Parties

LIVING THE DREAM October 18, 2013

Writer: Rick Paulas | Artist: Josh House

Start working on your costume today! Get a head-start and… oh, who are we kidding? Sheet Ghost it is.

I Moved Into My Friend’s Parents’ Basement And It’s Sad

LIVING THE DREAM September 27, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

It’s like going back to being a teenager, but without the whole “having parents” thing.