Because admitting you’ve had a bit too much to drink isn’t an option.
“Oh this is a wedding? I thought it was just a ‘I’m getting shit-faced’ party.”
We didn’t include masturbation because we figured it was a given.
Actor friends are useless unless they are famous.
As if you need a justification.
Don’t be these people.
Annoying car alarms: just one more reason a moped is better than a car. Right…?
Apparently Matthew here seems to think a “drug-fuelled oversexed fluid factory” is a bad thing.
It’s good to know you’re prepared to justify yourself, Rick.
Mine is that I don’t go…
As if having to look at them wasn’t bad enough.
Tacos are just not enough…
Airport humor will never die! Never!
How being polite can lead you astray.
These will make your nipples hard.