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Surviving Your Friend’s Wedding

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE February 28, 2012

Writer: Meghan Pleticha | Artist: Jesse Draxler

“Oh this is a wedding? I thought it was just a ‘I’m getting shit-faced’ party.”

Lazy Relaxation Alternatives To Yoga

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE February 17, 2012

Writer: Meghan Pleticha | Artist: Vincent Acevess

We didn’t include masturbation because we figured it was a given.

Seeing A Movie Vs. Seeing a Play

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE February 13, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Tiago Almeida

Actor friends are useless unless they are famous.

Justifying Not Going To The Gym

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE February 6, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

As if you need a justification.

People That Don’t Dress Weather-Appropriate

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE January 31, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Don’t be these people.

How Your Car Alarm Is Triggered

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE January 24, 2012

Writer: Rick Paulas | Artist: Matthew Reid

Annoying car alarms: just one more reason a moped is better than a car. Right…?

Never Go To A Club

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE October 6, 2011

Writer: Matthew Gudernatch | Artist: Emily Niland

Apparently Matthew here seems to think a “drug-fuelled oversexed fluid factory” is a bad thing.

Better Places To Puke

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE September 27, 2011

Writer: Michelle Lewis | Artist: Vincent Acevess

Where we apparently advocate for mid-coitus vomiting?

Justifying A Tranny Encounter

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE August 29, 2011

Writer: Rick Paulas | Artist: Shira Haberman

It’s good to know you’re prepared to justify yourself, Rick.

Most Shameful L.A. Gym Faux Pas

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE August 23, 2011

Writer: Erin La Rosa | Artist: Hillary White

Mine is that I don’t go…

When Fat People Call Themselves Out

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE August 19, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Hillary White

As if having to look at them wasn’t bad enough.

Thing That Should Exist In Truck Form

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE July 22, 2011

Writer: Erin La Rosa | Artist: Anthony Palamaro

Tacos are just not enough…

Anatomy Of The Airport

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE July 19, 2011

Writer: Clem Rorsch | Artist: Shira Haberman

Airport humor will never die! Never!

From Grove To Crackden

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE June 29, 2011

How being polite can lead you astray.

How We’re Staying Cool This Summer

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE June 27, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Sean Metcalf

These will make your nipples hard.