Sarah Jessica Parker was at the Target grand opening in the author’s hometown. Seriously.
Bros beware: this is some self-realization shit right here.
On the bright side, you’re probably way better at, like, doing laundry or whatever.
Nothing like a casual dad dick reference to keep your friends on their toes.
Though by admitting you should live in these cities, we’re basically rendering all them of, like, “so over.”
