It’s a sad state of affairs when Slutty Debt Ceiling isn’t getting you laid.
On the bright side, you’re probably way better at, like, doing laundry or whatever.
Now to wish she only had six…
Interestingly, while athletic wear makes an athletic person look even more athletic, it also makes a non-athletic person look even more depressed.
You may be a hero and not even know it!
Assuming you’ve somehow managed to get her there in the first place.
Who wouldn’t want to see Seinfeld-written Oz?
Obnoxious items for obnoxious girls.
Disclaimer: the author doesn’t know how to drive, either.
Being macho isn’t hard, when you’ve a gym membership card!
Comic book guy not included.
Don’t be these people.
We’re doing these comics like the rest of the internet is doing those Shit ____s Say videos
Oh no he didn’t!