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What Halloween Costumes Are Not Getting You Laid

MADATOMS PERSONALS October 31, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Emily Niland

It’s a sad state of affairs when Slutty Debt Ceiling isn’t getting you laid.

Signs You Can’t Party Like You Used To

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

On the bright side, you’re probably way better at, like, doing laundry or whatever.

Your Girlfriend’s Six Worst Exes

MADATOMS PERSONALS August 22, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Now to wish she only had six…

Who Is Actually Wearing Athletic Wear

LIVING THE DREAM June 3, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Interestingly, while athletic wear makes an athletic person look even more athletic, it also makes a non-athletic person look even more depressed.

Unsung Everyday Heroes

LIVING THE DREAM May 3, 2013

Writer: Kyle Anderson | Artist: Emily Niland

You may be a hero and not even know it!

How Your Apartment Is Cock-Blocking You

SPLOOGED March 27, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Emily Niland

Assuming you’ve somehow managed to get her there in the first place.

A Drunk Loser’s Guide To A Romantic Night In

MADATOMS PERSONALS September 28, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

“Romantic.”

If HBO Shows Were Situational Comedies

DEVELOPMENT HELL September 5, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Who wouldn’t want to see Seinfeld-written Oz?

Ultimate Party Girl Essentials

LIVING THE DREAM July 3, 2012

Writer: Meghan Pleticha | Artist: Emily Niland

Obnoxious items for obnoxious girls.

Why None Of My Friends Drive

LIVING THE DREAM May 21, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Disclaimer: the author doesn’t know how to drive, either.

How We’re Falsely Asserting Our Masculinity

LIVING THE DREAM April 18, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Being macho isn’t hard, when you’ve a gym membership card!

Who You’ll Find In A Comic Book Store

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE March 12, 2012

Writer: Tom O'Donnell | Artist: Emily Niland

Comic book guy not included.

People That Don’t Dress Weather-Appropriate

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE January 31, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Don’t be these people.

Your Best Friend’s Worst Girlfriend

MADATOMS PERSONALS January 18, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

We’re doing these comics like the rest of the internet is doing those Shit ____s Say videos

Your Boyfriend’s Worst Friends

MADATOMS PERSONALS January 9, 2012

Writer: Kyle Anderson | Artist: Emily Niland

Oh no he didn’t!