Emma The Sugarbaby

LIVING THE DREAM June 17, 2013

Writer: Chloe Stillwell | Artist: Daniel Hamilton

White-collar semi-prostitution: the new post-college rite of passage.

A Guide To Stealth Shitting At Your Girlfriend’s House

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Daniel Hamilton

If you’re immature enough to fear dumping at your girlfriend’s place, you’re immature enough to enjoy reading this.

How To Be Poor Without Your Girlfriend Resenting You

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Remy Mattei

Just because she loathes you doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you, right?

How To Talk About The Weather Like A Canadian


Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Torie Leigh

It’s hot oot, eh?

Foreigners Are Annoying, Too

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE April 18, 2013

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Melissa Arendt

It’s ok! This was written by a half-Asian.

Your Computer After Binge Drinking

ALL FOR ROFL April 18, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mike Shea

This is why I prefer to close all the windows without looking.

The Anti-Gay Day Planner


Writer: Ben Siemon | Artist: Matt Hiouston

Hating homosexuals has never been easier.

If I Were Born A Decade Later I’d Definitely Be A Pervert

SPLOOGED April 17, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

The internet is a scary, arousing place.

Pooped: The Tale Of The Lingerie Store Bowel Bandit

LIVING THE DREAM April 15, 2013

Writer: Alexandra Wayne | Artist: Remy Mattei

With a guest appearance from Tyra Banks!

A Hipster-Themed Party For Hipsters

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Alek Morawski

It’s like, ironic, man.

How Your Apartment Is Cock-Blocking You

SPLOOGED March 27, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Emily Niland

Assuming you’ve somehow managed to get her there in the first place.

How To Fake A Language In A Foreign Place

LIVING THE DREAM March 22, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Miguel Manzur

Easier said in English than done.

Why Motorcycle Riders Are Selfish Assholes

LIVING THE DREAM March 20, 2013

Writer: Adam Kurtz | Artist: Quynh Pham

Fuck them, that’s why.

How To Build The Most Excruciating Facebook Feed Ever

ALL FOR ROFL February 19, 2013

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Marek Haiduk

It only takes five friends to absolutely ruin your Facebooking experience.

Annoying Things To Pack Before Runyon Canyon

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE February 15, 2013

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Remy Mattei

Total price tag: $14,349.