“We should do more things together,” is something a boyfriend never really wants to hear.
We need to learn to love ourselves.
Google knows how dumb you are, whatever the age.
This is why I prefer to close all the windows without looking.
If you’re worried about whether or not it’s appropriate, best be on the safe side and limit your stalking to the real world.
Madatoms: tackling serious shit.
Celebrity athlete sex tapes would always come with the genitals pixelated. That’s a Japanese porn joke. Because Asians are joke at video-games. And pixelating vaginas.
It only takes five friends to absolutely ruin your Facebooking experience.
… Then people will like, totally bitch about it on Facebook.
Real life is never as glamourous.
While they vary in type, they are all one-hundred-percent punchable.
Sex is even better in 8-bit.