Roger learns the hard way that bodybuilding message board comments are impossible to understand, and are THE WORST.
He also starts to delve into the secret homoerotic-ness behind male fitness and how scared bodybuilders are of seeming gay. But wait…don’t ripped men love looking at other ripped men? YES. #nohomo.
And what a fast month it is.
The sacred realm of virginity.
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Purple drank “explained” by a grumpy old man!
What do 86+ year olds do with $20? No one cares.
Roger meets Terry, an insanely ripped trainer that obviously is hiding horrible, terrible, AWFUL anger issues–like, really really bad anger issues–like HOLY SHIT, dude–most likely due to both ‘roids usage and trying to hide his gay-ness from the insanely homophobic body-building world. Roger and Terry don’t hit it off so well, especially when it is revealed that Roger knows Tred. AND SO DOES TERRY.
Hitler reference: check.
To Sobriety & Beyond.
The gang has a meeting about merchandising to capitaize on the popularity of the show.
An open letter to jock gamers everywhere.
Roger is recently divorced and trying to get in shape to get effed on his upcoming singles cruise, so he’s training under the “tutelage” of Tred, an online fitness guru that wears a SKI MASK. This is stupid. Roger soon realizes it’s stupid, so he decides to dabble in steroids…THAT HE BUYS FROM THE GUY IN THE SKI MASK. This is also stupid.
Orange is the new drunk.
On the bright side, you’re probably way better at, like, doing laundry or whatever.