I got 99 problems and the 21st century is one.
Interview with our future selves.
Tug Bodean is a fantastic character actor that can play any role imaginable!
Roger learns all the compound movements, the base of any good training regiment. RIGHT?! But he also learns–finally–that you can’t get ripped in like a week. (His training montage decidedly DOES NOT look like a Rocky montage)
So Roger decides to juice for reals. EXCEPT HE TAKES ALL HIS ‘ROIDS AT ONCE…which gives him the need to effing kill.
Feeling very, very alone.
Who paid the cops to beat up Tequila? Willie leads the investigation!
It’s like going back to being a teenager, but without the whole “having parents” thing.
I see drunk people.
30 is the new 20, right?
A young man proposes to his girlfriend which takes an unexpected turn once the newly engaged couple asks a stranger to take their picture.
Best way to take ‘roids: MIXING THEM WITH ICE CREAM. He also starts training hard. But then he learns a lesson about not believing everything you see and read on the internet. Because you could end up with pee on your face.
Tequila discovers that the store next door has turned into a store full of vending
Either way, you’re probably going to get fucked up afterwards.
Meet Murphy…lover of white women.