Tequila discovers that the store next door has turned into a store full of vending
Either way, you’re probably going to get fucked up afterwards.
Meet Murphy…lover of white women.
Roger learns the hard way that bodybuilding message board comments are impossible to understand, and are THE WORST.
He also starts to delve into the secret homoerotic-ness behind male fitness and how scared bodybuilders are of seeming gay. But wait…don’t ripped men love looking at other ripped men? YES. #nohomo.
And what a fast month it is.
The sacred realm of virginity.
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Purple drank “explained” by a grumpy old man!
What do 86+ year olds do with $20? No one cares.
Roger meets Terry, an insanely ripped trainer that obviously is hiding horrible, terrible, AWFUL anger issues–like, really really bad anger issues–like HOLY SHIT, dude–most likely due to both ‘roids usage and trying to hide his gay-ness from the insanely homophobic body-building world. Roger and Terry don’t hit it off so well, especially when it is revealed that Roger knows Tred. AND SO DOES TERRY.
Hitler reference: check.
To Sobriety & Beyond.
The gang has a meeting about merchandising to capitaize on the popularity of the show.