Lies We Tell Ourselves While Craigslist Job Hunting

ARTICLES February 4, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

“This will work.”

Listening To Classical Music Under The Age Of 30

ARTICLES January 31, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Ailim Mellilan

Normal reasons, naturally.

My Drunk Bitchin – Calling In Drunk

Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Sarah and Loryn sh*t on YouTube comments.
#TITS Tune In Thursdays and subscribe to Calling In Drunk!https://www.youtube.com/CallingInDrunkCalling In Drunk follows Sarah (gay) and Loryn (blonde) as they drink and film 8 episodes, all in 1 day. Watch them get progressively drunker as the season goes on!

Watch season 4 here: http://bit.ly/CID_S4_YouTube
Watch season 3 here: http://bit.ly/CID_S3_YouTube
Watch season 2 here: http://bit.ly/CID_YouTube
Watch season 1 here: http://bit.ly/CIDSeason1

How We’re Avoiding Saying I Love You Back

MADATOMS PERSONALS January 24, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

The many ways to be non-committal without your spouse really knowing.

Drag Queen Makeup FINALE – Calling In Drunk (S4E8)

Loryn and Sarah duel Ace and G to a drunk drag queen makeup challenge in the season 4 finale.#TITS Tune In Thursdays and subscribe to Calling In Drunk!https://www.youtube.com/CallingInDrunk
Check out Ace & G’s channel! http://www.youtube.com/aceandgCalling In Drunk follows Sarah (gay) and Loryn (blonde) as they drink and film 8 episodes, all in 1 day. Watch them get progressively drunker as the season goes on!Watch season 3 here: http://bit.ly/CID_S3_YouTube
Watch season 2 here: http://bit.ly/CID_YouTube
Watch season 1 here: http://bit.ly/CIDSeason1

Reasons You Have A Drinking Problem And I Don’t

ARTICLES January 21, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mick Theisen

I know that we’re both on our fifteenth beer, dude. But that doesn’t change a thing.

Dirty Would You Rather? Ft. Jaclyn Glenn – Calling In Drunk (S4E7)

Anne Frank or Helen Keller?
Check out Jaclyn’s channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/JaclynGlenn
#TITS Tune In Thursdays and subscribe to Calling In Drunk! https://www.youtube.com/CallingInDrunkCalling In Drunk follows Sarah (gay) and Loryn (blonde) as they drink and film 8 episodes, all in 1 day. Watch them get progressively drunker as the season goes on!Watch season 3 here: http://bit.ly/CID_S3_YouTube
Watch season 2 here: http://bit.ly/CID_YouTube
Watch season 1 here: http://bit.ly/CIDSeason1

Who You’ll Find At A Target Grand Opening

ARTICLES January 16, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Danielle Davis

Sarah Jessica Parker was at the Target grand opening in the author’s hometown. Seriously.

A Real Fight vs. A Twitter Fight

ALL FOR ROFL January 14, 2014

Writer: Liz Breen | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Which one is more embarrassing… No one knows.

All The Single Ladies – Calling In Drunk (S4E6)

Single lesbians vs. single straight girls.

#TITS Tune In Thursdays and subscribe to Calling In Drunk! https://www.youtube.com/CallingInDrunk

Calling In Drunk follows Sarah (gay) and Loryn (blonde) as they drink and film 8 episodes, all in 1 day. Watch them get progressively drunker as the season goes on!

Watch season 3 here: http://bit.ly/CID_S3_YouTube
Watch season 2 here: http://bit.ly/CID_YouTube
Watch season 1 here: http://bit.ly/CIDSeason1

21st Century Technological Ironies

ALL FOR ROFL January 9, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Like how you’re using the Information Highway to get misinformed on Madatoms.

Watching Sex Scenes With Your Parents

SPLOOGED January 6, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mick Theisen

There’s no right way.

How Your Mother Reads Your Christmas List

ARTICLES December 23, 2013

That ignorant, trying-her-best bitch.

EDWARD EGGNOG HANDS – Calling In Drunk

Two girls get white Christmas wasted.

Subscribe to Calling In Drunk! https://www.youtube.com/CallingInDrunk

Calling In Drunk follows Sarah (gay) and Loryn (blonde) as they drink and film 8 episodes, all in 1 day. Watch them get progressively drunker as the season goes on!

Watch season 3 here: http://bit.ly/CID_S3_YouTube
Watch season 2 here: http://bit.ly/CID_YouTube
Watch season 1 here: http://bit.ly/CIDSeason1

What To Get The Hottie In Your Life

MADATOMS PERSONALS December 19, 2013

Unless you’re following the wise words of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: “Women love money… you give ’em a couple thousand bucks and they’re happy.”