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Big Corporation Vs. Small Business – Chicken Banks #5

Local restauranteur, Hratch, finds Tequila eating corporate mediterranean food from vending machines at Best Bru.

Drunk To The Future – Calling In Drunk (S3E7)

Interview with our future selves.

How To Train Raw – Jacked On Roids #5

Roger learns all the compound movements, the base of any good training regiment. RIGHT?! But he also learns–finally–that you can’t get ripped in like a week. (His training montage decidedly DOES NOT look like a Rocky montage)

So Roger decides to juice for reals. EXCEPT HE TAKES ALL HIS ‘ROIDS AT ONCE…which gives him the need to effing kill.

 

Snitches Get Stitches – Chicken Banks #4

Who paid the cops to beat up Tequila? Willie leads the investigation!

Sexual Encounters of The Worst Kind – Calling In Drunk (S3E6)

I see drunk people.

How To Take Steroids – Jacked on Roids #4

Best way to take ‘roids: MIXING THEM WITH ICE CREAM. He also starts training hard. But then he learns a lesson about not believing everything you see and read on the internet. Because you could end up with pee on your face.

Chicken Banks: Episode #3

Tequila discovers that the store next door has turned into a store full of vending
machines.

Seducing Girls with Max NoSleeves – Calling In Drunk (S3E5)

There’s no crying in alcohol. Subscribe! http://bit.ly/VRnlVB

 

Lover of White Women: Murphy

Meet Murphy…lover of white women.

Jacked on Roids: HOW TO UNDERSTAND BODYBUILDING LINGO (Episode 3)

Roger learns the hard way that bodybuilding message board comments are impossible to understand, and are THE WORST.

He also starts to delve into the secret homoerotic-ness behind male fitness and how scared bodybuilders are of seeming gay. But wait…don’t ripped men love looking at other ripped men? YES. #nohomo.

Teat Beat of Sex: Barn

The sacred realm of virginity.

Alcohol is Healthy with Meghan Tonjes – Calling In Drunk (S3E4)

Drunk: The Musical. Subscribe! http://bit.ly/VRnlVB

Pop Culture “Explained”: Purple Drank

Purple drank “explained” by a grumpy old man!

Jacked on ‘Roids: Episode #2

Roger meets Terry, an insanely ripped trainer that obviously is hiding horrible, terrible, AWFUL anger issues–like, really really bad anger issues–like HOLY SHIT, dude–most likely due to both ‘roids usage and trying to hide his gay-ness from the insanely homophobic body-building world. Roger and Terry don’t hit it off so well, especially when it is revealed that Roger knows Tred. AND SO DOES TERRY.

Teat Beat of Sex: Job

Blowjob Mystique.