A comic look at the life of an actress and the types of Middle Eastern roles available to her in a post-9/11 culture.

Size matters: four women recall graphic and colorful details from their first time.

A guy throws a surprise party for his girlfriend and accidentally confuses her address book with her little black book.

A geriatric mother and her twenty-something son on a road trip to meet some dastardly drug dealers in order to replenish a supply of certain herbs.

“Kiss me (…down there), I’m Irish.”

Paul jerked off in the shower. Paul just impregnated his bath tub.

She thought the house was safe, but under the right circumstances, anything can be dangerous. Even a dance montage.

Oh for the love of Dog! …Two potential lovers meet to talk about their affection for dogs… and genitalia.

Lane Hicks, assistant to a reality show producer, is asked to take his boss’s dog to the vet… to get euthanized.

Things keep getting Bedazzled. No one knows who is doing it. Only The Bedazzler knows.