Black and white, night and day, sad and… well, still sad.
It’s like a regular office, but with just slightly more porn!
Not well, basically.
Not found: “Because we’re happy.”
Other than trying to forget that three weeks ago we were complaining about how cold it was.
Right now, basically.
After university comes… this?
Because talking about TV is always a sign of a great social situation.
In other words, fuck you, Mom.
Hating life, basically.
Screw job interviewers.
It’s like Casino Royale, except not at all like Casino Royale.
Interestingly, while athletic wear makes an athletic person look even more athletic, it also makes a non-athletic person look even more depressed.
Google knows how dumb you are, whatever the age.
Alternatively titled: how you spent all day today.