How Our Generation’s Children Will Grow Up

LIVING THE DREAM May 20, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Spoiler: it’s not very different than how celebrities’ kids grow up today.

Alcohol As A Social Lubricant

LIVING THE DREAM May 14, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

Like Goldilocks, you need it just right.

How You’re Killing Time At The Mall

LIVING THE DREAM May 6, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Other than constantly trying to figure out how our girlfriend convinced us to come in the first place.

Unsung Everyday Heroes

LIVING THE DREAM May 3, 2013

Writer: Kyle Anderson | Artist: Emily Niland

You may be a hero and not even know it!

A Guide To Bad Men’s Jeans

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Tiago Almeida

For Dads everywhere.

Timeline of Your First Threesome

SPLOOGED April 29, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

*And likely last threesome.

Is Your Partner Settling For You?

MADATOMS PERSONALS April 24, 2013

We’re so motherfucking Cosmo right now.

A Broke Guy’s Guide To Gift Buying

LIVING THE DREAM April 22, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Danielle Davis

Buy shitty gifts, essentially.

A Guide To The Hipster Cities of America

Though by admitting you should live in these cities, we’re basically rendering all them of, like, “so over.”

G20 Summits vs. My Super Sweet 16

POLITICALLY ERECT April 18, 2013

Writer: James Lock | Artist: Vincent Acevess

Bono or Ja Rule? It’s a hard call.

MY GREATEST FEAR: CONTRACTING HERPES

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE April 18, 2013

The Realities Of Shopping At Ikea

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE April 18, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

I hate driving to Burbank.

MY GIRLFRIEND FOUND MY NERD PORN STASH

ALL FOR ROFL April 18, 2013

Prostitues Vs. Priests

POLITICALLY ERECT April 18, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

Ashamed of masturbating? They both got you covered.

Arab Spring VS. Spring Break

POLITICALLY ERECT April 18, 2013

Writer: James Lock | Artist: Tiago Almeida

The whole thing is still going on, right?