Spoiler: it’s not very different than how celebrities’ kids grow up today.
Like Goldilocks, you need it just right.
Other than constantly trying to figure out how our girlfriend convinced us to come in the first place.
You may be a hero and not even know it!
For Dads everywhere.
*And likely last threesome.
We’re so motherfucking Cosmo right now.
Buy shitty gifts, essentially.
Though by admitting you should live in these cities, we’re basically rendering all them of, like, “so over.”
Bono or Ja Rule? It’s a hard call.
I hate driving to Burbank.
Ashamed of masturbating? They both got you covered.
The whole thing is still going on, right?