I got 99 problems and the 21st century is one.
Feeling very, very alone.
30 is the new 20, right?
Either way, you’re probably going to get fucked up afterwards.
And what a fast month it is.
What do 86+ year olds do with $20? No one cares.
Hitler reference: check.
On the bright side, you’re probably way better at, like, doing laundry or whatever.
Now to wish she only had six…
Black and white, night and day, sad and… well, still sad.
It’s like a regular office, but with just slightly more porn!
Not well, basically.
Not found: “Because we’re happy.”
Other than trying to forget that three weeks ago we were complaining about how cold it was.
Right now, basically.