Based on location, and how in trouble you are.
The world’s best team of inebriated heroes.
An especially grumpy day for Jigsaw.
They’re more relevant than you think.
It’s easier than you think!
Bros beware: this is some self-realization shit right here.
Where tribal clothing is totally in.
More dicks, basically.
It’s a sad state of affairs when Slutty Debt Ceiling isn’t getting you laid.
It’s downhill from 5.
If you don’t get drunk and ruin a relationship, you’re doing it wrong!
It’s like asking a fat woman when they’re due – times ten!
Start working on your costume today! Get a head-start and… oh, who are we kidding? Sheet Ghost it is.
Kids dress up as the darnedest things.