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What Halloween Costumes Are Not Getting You Laid

MADATOMS PERSONALS October 31, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Emily Niland

It’s a sad state of affairs when Slutty Debt Ceiling isn’t getting you laid.

Halloween Throughout Your Youth

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW October 30, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

It’s downhill from 5.

A Shithead’s Guide To Carving A Pumpkin

LIVING THE DREAM October 24, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

If you don’t get drunk and ruin a relationship, you’re doing it wrong!

Halloween “Costumes” By People Who Didn’t Dress Up

LIVING THE DREAM October 22, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

It’s like asking a fat woman when they’re due – times ten!

The Realities of Halloween Parties

LIVING THE DREAM October 18, 2013

Writer: Rick Paulas | Artist: Josh House

Start working on your costume today! Get a head-start and… oh, who are we kidding? Sheet Ghost it is.

Unintentionally Offensive Halloween Costumes

POLITICALLY ERECT October 16, 2013

Writer: Tim Saccardo | Artist: Jordan Monsell

Kids dress up as the darnedest things.

Why Your Girlfriend Is Mad About Your Online Presence

ALL FOR ROFL October 4, 2013

I got 99 problems and the 21st century is one.

What We’re Doing Now That Breaking Bad Is Over

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW September 30, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Danielle Davis

Feeling very, very alone.

How We’re Preparing For Our 30′s

ARTICLES September 25, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

30 is the new 20, right?

A First Blind Date vs. A First Drug Deal

LIVING THE DREAM September 19, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mick Theisen

Either way, you’re probably going to get fucked up afterwards.

28 Days: From Reddit Account To Porn Account

ALL FOR ROFL September 16, 2013

And what a fast month it is.

Petty Cash: How A Generation Spends $20

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW September 10, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Danielle Davis

What do 86+ year olds do with $20? No one cares.

Where We’re Going In Our Time Machine

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW September 6, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Danielle Davis

Hitler reference: check.

Signs You Can’t Party Like You Used To

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

On the bright side, you’re probably way better at, like, doing laundry or whatever.

Your Girlfriend’s Six Worst Exes

MADATOMS PERSONALS August 22, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Now to wish she only had six…