A Real Fight vs. A Twitter Fight

ALL FOR ROFL January 14, 2014

Writer: Liz Breen | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Which one is more embarrassing… No one knows.

21st Century Technological Ironies

ALL FOR ROFL January 9, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Like how you’re using the Information Highway to get misinformed on Madatoms.

Watching Sex Scenes With Your Parents

SPLOOGED January 6, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mick Theisen

There’s no right way.

How Your Mother Reads Your Christmas List

ARTICLES December 23, 2013

That ignorant, trying-her-best bitch.

What To Get The Hottie In Your Life

MADATOMS PERSONALS December 19, 2013

Unless you’re following the wise words of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: “Women love money… you give ’em a couple thousand bucks and they’re happy.”

A Guide To Pelting Your Girlfriend With A Snowball

THUG LIFE December 17, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

Based on location, and how in trouble you are.

The Drunkstest League!

LIVING THE DREAM December 12, 2013

Writer: Griffin Hennelly | Artist: Emily Niland

The world’s best team of inebriated heroes.

H&M Is Like The Worst Nightclub Ever

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW December 10, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Alcohol required.

SAW-Like Punishments For Everyday Nuisances

LIVING THE DREAM December 6, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

An especially grumpy day for Jigsaw.

Know Your Saints

POLITICALLY ERECT December 4, 2013

Writer: Griffin Hennelly | Artist: Emily Niland

They’re more relevant than you think.

Surviving Thanksgiving With Drugs

THUG LIFE November 27, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

It’s easier than you think!

Bros Are The New Scene Kids

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW November 21, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mick Theisen

Bros beware: this is some self-realization shit right here.

Brooklyn vs. Papua New Guinea

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW November 14, 2013

Writer: Griffin Hennelly | Artist: Danielle Davis

Where tribal clothing is totally in.

4 Famous Photos If They Were Taken By Terry Richardson

POLITICALLY ERECT November 11, 2013

More dicks, basically.

What Halloween Costumes Are Not Getting You Laid

MADATOMS PERSONALS October 31, 2013

Writer: John Pope | Artist: Emily Niland

It’s a sad state of affairs when Slutty Debt Ceiling isn’t getting you laid.