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Who You’ll Find At A Target Grand Opening

ARTICLES January 16, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Danielle Davis

Sarah Jessica Parker was at the Target grand opening in the author’s hometown. Seriously.

A Real Fight vs. A Twitter Fight

ALL FOR ROFL January 14, 2014

Writer: Liz Breen | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Which one is more embarrassing… No one knows.

21st Century Technological Ironies

ALL FOR ROFL January 9, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Like how you’re using the Information Highway to get misinformed on Madatoms.

Watching Sex Scenes With Your Parents

SPLOOGED January 6, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mick Theisen

There’s no right way.

How Your Mother Reads Your Christmas List

ARTICLES December 23, 2013

That ignorant, trying-her-best bitch.

What To Get The Hottie In Your Life

MADATOMS PERSONALS December 19, 2013

Unless you’re following the wise words of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: “Women love money… you give ‘em a couple thousand bucks and they’re happy.”

A Guide To Pelting Your Girlfriend With A Snowball

THUG LIFE December 17, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

Based on location, and how in trouble you are.

The Drunkstest League!

LIVING THE DREAM December 12, 2013

Writer: Griffin Hennelly | Artist: Emily Niland

The world’s best team of inebriated heroes.

H&M Is Like The Worst Nightclub Ever

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW December 10, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Alcohol required.

SAW-Like Punishments For Everyday Nuisances

LIVING THE DREAM December 6, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

An especially grumpy day for Jigsaw.

Know Your Saints

POLITICALLY ERECT December 4, 2013

Writer: Griffin Hennelly | Artist: Emily Niland

They’re more relevant than you think.

Surviving Thanksgiving With Drugs

THUG LIFE November 27, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

It’s easier than you think!

Bros Are The New Scene Kids

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW November 21, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mick Theisen

Bros beware: this is some self-realization shit right here.

Brooklyn vs. Papua New Guinea

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW November 14, 2013

Writer: Griffin Hennelly | Artist: Danielle Davis

Where tribal clothing is totally in.

4 Famous Photos If They Were Taken By Terry Richardson

POLITICALLY ERECT November 11, 2013

More dicks, basically.