Sarah Jessica Parker was at the Target grand opening in the author’s hometown. Seriously.
Which one is more embarrassing… No one knows.
Like how you’re using the Information Highway to get misinformed on Madatoms.
There’s no right way.
That ignorant, trying-her-best bitch.
Unless you’re following the wise words of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: “Women love money… you give ‘em a couple thousand bucks and they’re happy.”
Based on location, and how in trouble you are.
The world’s best team of inebriated heroes.
An especially grumpy day for Jigsaw.
They’re more relevant than you think.
It’s easier than you think!
Bros beware: this is some self-realization shit right here.
Where tribal clothing is totally in.
More dicks, basically.