A Night At Hot Yoga

LIVING THE DREAM May 27, 2014

Ah, the soothing smell of humid genitals.

How To Be Cool Throughout Life

It’s this easy!

Comparing The Different Kinds Of Magic

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

Not included: Rob Reiner’s brilliant “The Magic Of Bell Isle.” Our bad.

Who You’ll Find At A Christian Rock Festival

LIVING THE DREAM May 15, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

It’s exactly like a regular rock festival, except… Jesus-er?

What Quirky Mode Of Transportation Should You Use?

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Ailim Melillan

THIS CHART IS SO RANDOM!!!11

My Parents Are Cooler Than Me

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

It was a sudden and harrowing realization.

Curing A Psychologically Fabricated Male UTI

SPLOOGED May 1, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

It’s all in your head, in your penis.

The Spring/Summer 2014 Dad’s Fashion Catalog

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

It may or may not be exactly the same as the 2013, 2012, 2011, etc.

I Wish My Poor, Loving Dad Was A Rich, Distant One

LIVING THE DREAM April 10, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

My dad’s money can buy me happiness.

Meet The Cast Of HBO’s Next Original Drama

DEVELOPMENT HELL April 8, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

It’s totally unexpected!

Laid Off: Deconstructing The Objects You Take With You

LIVING THE DREAM April 3, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Ailim Melillan

The metaphors are as real as metaphors can get.

Going Out Drinking vs. Staying In Gaming

ARTICLES April 1, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

The choice is yours – and it’s easy.

Weed Turns Me Into My Pubescent Self

THUG LIFE March 26, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

I’m so high I swear I just time travelled.

Comparing Your Grandpa’s Life And Your Own: A Timeline

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Danielle Davis

You’re a real pussy, you know that?

How To Be My Girlfriend’s Fucking Roommate

MADATOMS PERSONALS March 19, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Be awful.