After we’ve figured out how the hell it even got here.
Leno not included.
Sad Leo is sad.
You know who you are.
You may need it one day!
Getting drunk with your parents is not at all in any way sad and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
It’s all downhill from here, big guy.
Same thing, less driving.
Moving back home has its glaring realizations.
This is what your life has come to.
So many quirky, alternative, bohemian, locally-produced, artisanal reasons why.
Driving school is a great way too meet more ambitious, younger, more capable versions of your former self.