Getting drunk with your parents is not at all in any way sad and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
It’s all downhill from here, big guy.
Same thing, less driving.
Moving back home has its glaring realizations.
This is what your life has come to.
So many quirky, alternative, bohemian, locally-produced, artisanal reasons why.
Driving school is a great way too meet more ambitious, younger, more capable versions of your former self.
Things aren’t looking too good, Rest Of The World.
Smoking a joint won’t let you make all of those mistakes you secretly want to make.
Everyone knows you two didn’t meet a in bookstore.
They ain’t pretty.
ObamaCARE? Or ObamaDANGER?!?!
Truly living the dream.