Popped-collar humor at its finest.
But seriously, there’s a real movie that people actually made about Liam Neeson fighting wolves.
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Let’s be realistic here, folks.
Better luck next time.
Because there’s nothing worse than Songza passive-aggressively implying you should be working out right now.
There’s no such thing as disliking Beyonce.
In which we make absolutely zero reference to a certain Supreme Leader.
The Grinch Who Stole Margaret From Accounting’s New Blender
“The Nutcracker” not included.
“I’m a sucker for spandex, what can I say?”
As if you need a reason.
Everything. Convenient, huh?
You saw it in a porno, so it has to be real.
The possibilities are endless!