Assuming you only have five to choose from.
Train sets and rock collecting have got nothing on pot!
Eat your hearts out America!
Don’t show your roommates this.
Read this on your phone while you’re standing in line for seven hours to vote!
Or, last minute ways to lose a few friends.
While they vary in type, they are all one-hundred-percent punchable.
And no, getting a Brazilian doesn’t count. That’s just weird, man.
We aren’t all from MySpace!
Consistently predictable and predictably inconsistent.
By various directors.
Everyone knows wasting a perfectly good pizza is worse than cooking hundreds of pounds of meth.
Who wouldn’t want to see Seinfeld-written Oz?
It’ll be sure to not really impress your parents at all.