Ashamed of masturbating? They both got you covered.
The whole thing is still going on, right?
We didn’t inlcude children because that one’s mainly your own fault.
Even taxes can be funny!
We’re not bitter, we promise.
This chart is adorkable. YOLO!
A weekend of sorrow.
It’s surprisingly convincing.
If you’re worried about whether or not it’s appropriate, best be on the safe side and limit your stalking to the real world.
I do it by writing for Madatoms.com!
This was entirely made up because everyone at Madatoms still lives with their parents.
Your dad not included.