Apparently we’ve run out of adult things to complain about.
Today marks the first Monday of the year where it’s actually appropriate for me to get shitfaced and throw eggs at teenagers.
This chart makes me depressed.
We really need to bring make the Halloween version of the nurse uniform.
The only similarity they have is that I have nobody to do either of them with.
Gitmo not included.
I will use my walker to steal drugs into Coachella 2062.
Bigots vs. virgins. The ultimate showdown!
I can’t be one because my bike keeps gettings stolen.
More of a cautionary tale than a guide.
Don’t be fooled. Girls with pretty faces don’t have to accesorize like Bono.
Hey look! We’re being positive about something!
Sigh. I wanna be a kid again. 🙁
Boy, we sure will look silly if the world does end on Saturday…
Cocoa Cola used to have cocaine in it. Nowadays, you actually have to add it yourself.