Why Playgrounds Suck Now

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW November 16, 2011

Writer: Ben Siemon | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Apparently we’ve run out of adult things to complain about.

Halloween: Then And Now

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW October 31, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Vincent Acevess

Today marks the first Monday of the year where it’s actually appropriate for me to get shitfaced and throw eggs at teenagers.

What Your Self-Diagnosis Actually Means

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW October 27, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Tiago Almeida

This chart makes me depressed.

The Realities of Sexy Halloween Costumes

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW October 25, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Melissa Arendt

We really need to bring make the Halloween version of the nurse uniform.

Texting Vs. Calling

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW October 19, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Melissa Arendt

The only similarity they have is that I have nobody to do either of them with.

Modern Uses Of Medieval Torture Devices

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW October 10, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Gitmo not included.

Attending Concerts Through The Ages

Writer: Rick Paulas | Artist: Clayton Long

I will use my walker to steal drugs into Coachella 2062.

Civil War Reenactors Vs. Larpers

Writer: Philip Moon | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Bigots vs. virgins. The ultimate showdown!

How To Be A Pretencious Cyclist

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

I can’t be one because my bike keeps gettings stolen.

A Guide To Homemade Tatooing

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Jonathan Zajdman

More of a cautionary tale than a guide.

The Sunglasses Inversion Equation

Writer: Matthew Gudernatch | Artist: Kira Crugnale

Don’t be fooled. Girls with pretty faces don’t have to accesorize like Bono.

Why I Am Now Into Lady Gaga

Writer: Rick Paulas | Artist: Shira Haberman

Hey look! We’re being positive about something!

Summer Vacation: Then And Now

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Julia Scott

Sigh. I wanna be a kid again. 🙁

End Of The World Predictions Timeline

Writer: Rick Paulas | Artist: Jimmy Giegerich

Boy, we sure will look silly if the world does end on Saturday…

Poor Us

Writer: Michelle Lewis | Artist: Sean Metcalf

Cocoa Cola used to have cocaine in it. Nowadays, you actually have to add it yourself.