Childhood Games Played By Adults

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Not quite as fun, though.

A Guide To Famous Pitchmen

Writer: Kyle Anderson | Artist: Marek Haiduk

You’re gonna love my nuts.

A Guide To Shorts Men Should Stop Wearing

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Tiago Almeida

Between white socks with sandals, cut off muscle-tees and these shorts, summer represents a world of failures for men everywhere.

New And Improved Flash Mob Ideas

Writer: S.H Carlyle | Artist: Miguel Manzur

Some of which may or may not get you arrested.

“Darkside Of OZ” Sucks

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Lauren Kolesinskas

There are better ways to spend your stoned time.

An Evaluation Of Famous Unibrows

Writer: James Lock | Artist: Tiago Almeida

They’re the new mustache!

“Girls Don’t Fart” Needs To Stop

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Torie Leigh

Warning: explicit and immature discussion of girls and farts inside.

Sexual Roleplaying Vs. Fantasy Roleplaying

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Melissa Arendt

Or for best results, combine the two.

Your Birthday Through The Ages

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW February 27, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

Cynicism level: maximum.

Employment Through The Ages

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW February 22, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mike Shea

Works sucks, we know.

House-Parties Through The Ages

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW February 14, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Jesse Draxler

Wherein we describe how your social life is only going downhill.

Character Breakdown Of Men With Goatees

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW February 8, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Marek Haiduk

But seriously just shave your goatee.

Foodies Through The Ages

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW December 19, 2011

Writer: Karen Lurie | Artist: Hillary White

Editor’s notes: if you refer to yourself as a foodie, you deserved to be pecked to death non-local, non-organic, non-free range chickens.

Where You Buy And Sell Your Junk

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW November 23, 2011

Writer: Alexandra Wayne | Artist: Mike Shea

Sorry, we mean “valuable goods.”

Girls’ Friday Night: Then And Now

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW November 17, 2011

Writer: Erin La Rosa | Artist: Vincent Acevess

Have a good weekend, ladies!