Some of which may or may not get you arrested.
There are better ways to spend your stoned time.
They’re the new mustache!
Warning: explicit and immature discussion of girls and farts inside.
Or for best results, combine the two.
Cynicism level: maximum.
Works sucks, we know.
Wherein we describe how your social life is only going downhill.
But seriously just shave your goatee.
Editor’s notes: if you refer to yourself as a foodie, you deserved to be pecked to death non-local, non-organic, non-free range chickens.
Sorry, we mean “valuable goods.”
Have a good weekend, ladies!
Apparently we’ve run out of adult things to complain about.
Today marks the first Monday of the year where it’s actually appropriate for me to get shitfaced and throw eggs at teenagers.
This chart makes me depressed.