You’re gonna love my nuts.
Between white socks with sandals, cut off muscle-tees and these shorts, summer represents a world of failures for men everywhere.
Some of which may or may not get you arrested.
There are better ways to spend your stoned time.
They’re the new mustache!
Warning: explicit and immature discussion of girls and farts inside.
Or for best results, combine the two.
Cynicism level: maximum.
Works sucks, we know.
Wherein we describe how your social life is only going downhill.
But seriously just shave your goatee.
Editor’s notes: if you refer to yourself as a foodie, you deserved to be pecked to death non-local, non-organic, non-free range chickens.
Sorry, we mean “valuable goods.”
Have a good weekend, ladies!
Apparently we’ve run out of adult things to complain about.