Hip Today Stuck Forever
There’s no such thing as disliking Beyonce.
“I’m a sucker for spandex, what can I say?”
After we’ve figured out how the hell it even got here.
It’s all downhill from here, big guy.
Moving back home has its glaring realizations.
Things aren’t looking too good, Rest Of The World.
It’s this easy!
Not included: Rob Reiner’s brilliant “The Magic Of Bell Isle.” Our bad.
THIS CHART IS SO RANDOM!!!11
It was a sudden and harrowing realization.
It may or may not be exactly the same as the 2013, 2012, 2011, etc.
You’re a real pussy, you know that?
This is why you need to learn how to text, Mom.