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Lessons Learned From Being Mugged

THUG LIFE April 16, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Jesse Draxler

More than once. More than twice. More than three times.

When Your Boss Is On The Lam

LIVING THE DREAM April 10, 2012

Writer: Ben Siemon | Artist: Hillary White

A tale of erotic candles, hald a million dollars, and a tiny asian woman named Harmony.

“Girls Don’t Fart” Needs To Stop

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Torie Leigh

Warning: explicit and immature discussion of girls and farts inside.

How To Make The Simpsons Good Again

DEVELOPMENT HELL March 21, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

We’re not mad, we’re dissapointed.

The Best Weird YouTube Subcultures

ALL FOR ROFL March 2, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Torie Leigh

The internet truly is a wonderful place.

Timeline Of An Online Self-Diagnosis

ALL FOR ROFL February 3, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Quynh Pham

The worst-case scenario? You’ve got it.

The Benefits Of The Friend-Zone

MADATOMS PERSONALS February 1, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Torie Leigh

There’s nothing better!

Pub Watchers In England

LIVING THE DREAM January 19, 2012

Writer: Ivy Hughes | Artist: Torie Leigh

Read: Drug Dealing Squatters in England.

Never Go Back To A Summer Fling

MADATOMS PERSONALS January 13, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Lauren Kolesinskas

The summer functions as a sort of permanent beer-google.

Roommate Sex: The Art Of Listening

SPLOOGED January 6, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Matthew Reid

Ideally, you get a partner of your own and have an all-night vocal “fuck off.”

The Awkward Predrink Drinking Game

LIVING THE DREAM November 10, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

Getting drunk has never been less fun!

What A Robber Would Steal From Me

LIVING THE DREAM November 1, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mark Jawkorski

Not the cereal! Anything but the breakfast cereal!

When Your Friends Are Drunker Than You

LIVING THE DREAM October 28, 2011

In my case: never.

Never Go To A Club

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE October 6, 2011

Writer: Matthew Gudernatch | Artist: Emily Niland

Apparently Matthew here seems to think a “drug-fuelled oversexed fluid factory” is a bad thing.

The Time I Tried Writing For Porn

SPLOOGED October 5, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Mark Jawkorski

At Madatoms, we value integrity.