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Date Night Ideas

MADATOMS PERSONALS February 5, 2013

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Miguel Manzer

For a committed relationship.

Foreigners Are Annoying, Too

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE February 4, 2013

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Melissa Arendt

It’s ok! This was written by a half-Asian.

How To Do The Dad Dance

LIVING THE DREAM February 4, 2013

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Remy Mattel

It’s an art not worth perfecting.

Explaining One Direction To Adults

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW February 3, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

For someone who is unabashedly, painfully bitter.

CBS Sitcom Drinking Games

LIVING THE DREAM November 22, 2012

Writer: Kyle Anderson | Artist: Miguel Manzur

Because the only way to get through an epsiode of 2 Broke Girls is completely off your ass.

A Letter To My Prostate

SPLOOGED November 13, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Magoz

From a frustarted straight guy.

Lena Dunham’s Book In 500 Words

DEVELOPMENT HELL October 26, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Rmy Mattei

And for 3.5 million dollars less!

A Letter To The Producers Of Jersey Shore

DEVELOPMENT HELL October 16, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

Bitching about Jersey Shore is still relevant, god damnit!

Mary, The Dreadlocked Craigslist Predator

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE October 11, 2012

Writer: Adam Kurtz | Artist: Jesse Draxler

She said her pussy was “off-limits,” but you know how trustworthy lawyers are…

How To Win The Bachelorette

MADATOMS PERSONALS October 9, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Rmy Mattei

Who wants to fall in love if you don’t get to emasculate twenty-four other competitors in the process?

Everyday Sex Acts

SPLOOGED October 5, 2012

Writer: S.H Carlyle | Artist: Amanda Lazone

For vanilla folk, getting freaky means frantically attempting to cover up the fact that you prematurely ejaculated.

Funeral Drinking Games

LIVING THE DREAM October 3, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

If some dead person is going to force you to dress up on a Sunday, youre sure as hell not going to do it sober!

Panty Shopping’s a (Drunk) Drag (Queen)

LIVING THE DREAM October 1, 2012

Because if you’re going to spend the day tucking your balls into satin thongs, why the hell not getting totally shitfaced beforehand?

A Drunk Loser’s Guide To A Romantic Night In

MADATOMS PERSONALS September 28, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

“Romantic.”

The Infamous Disney Kill

THUG LIFE September 25, 2012

Writer: Becky Bain | Artist: Miguel Manzur

Want to get rid of someone? Do it the Disney way!