If you’re immature enough to fear dumping at your girlfriend’s place, you’re immature enough to enjoy reading this.
Just because she loathes you doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you, right?
It’s hot oot, eh?
It’s ok! This was written by a half-Asian.
This is why I prefer to close all the windows without looking.
Hating homosexuals has never been easier.
The internet is a scary, arousing place.
With a guest appearance from Tyra Banks!
It’s like, ironic, man.
Assuming you’ve somehow managed to get her there in the first place.
Easier said in English than done.
Fuck them, that’s why.
It only takes five friends to absolutely ruin your Facebooking experience.
Total price tag: $14,349.
Because when you’ve got a shitty dead-end job, your biggest concern should really be what your parents think…