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An Increasingly Realistic Positivity Blog Post

LIVING THE DREAM April 18, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

EVERYTHING IS GOOD AND POSITIVE! NOTHING IS WRONG! SATANAS VENIRE!

10 Ways I Love To Be Oppressed

POLITICALLY ERECT March 21, 2014

Writer: Chloe Stillwell | Artist: Daniel Hamilton

Oppression isn’t ALL bad!

I Moved Into My Friend’s Parents’ Basement And It’s Sad

LIVING THE DREAM September 27, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

It’s like going back to being a teenager, but without the whole “having parents” thing.

Dear People Who Only Play Sports Video Games: WTF?

ALL FOR ROFL September 3, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

An open letter to jock gamers everywhere.

Video Games Nearly Ended My Relationship

ALL FOR ROFL August 20, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Daniel Hamilton

“We should do more things together,” is something a boyfriend never really wants to hear.

Let’s Replace “Your Mom” With “Your Dad”

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Nothing like a casual dad dick reference to keep your friends on their toes.

Date Night Ideas

MADATOMS PERSONALS August 14, 2013

Writer: Dan Eder | Artist: Miguel Manzer

For a committed relationship.

Your Parents: The Worst Addition To A Hangover

LIVING THE DREAM August 9, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Miguel Manzur

Because visiting your parents is reason enough to get blackout.

Buying Drugs: LA vs. NYC

THUG LIFE August 1, 2013

Writer: Chloe Stillwell | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

A tale of delivery services and medicinal marijuana.

An Extended Ad for Christian Mingle

MADATOMS PERSONALS July 30, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Craving that middle-class suburban, twice-annual sex relationship? Look no further.

One Time, I Accidentally Exposed Myself In McDonalds

LIVING THE DREAM July 26, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Daniel Hamilton

And didn’t even get arrested!

When I Expose My Moobs In Public I Feel Like A Feminist

LIVING THE DREAM July 17, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

Such liberation!

Moving: A Good Way To Realize How Pathetic You Are

LIVING THE DREAM July 1, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Miguel Manzur

It’s the official Moving Day in Quebec, Canada today, meaning this article is especially topical for almost none of our readers!

The Videogame Shame Generation

ALL FOR ROFL June 28, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Shira Haberman

We need to learn to love ourselves.

Emma The Sugarbaby

LIVING THE DREAM June 17, 2013

Writer: Chloe Stillwell | Artist: Daniel Hamilton

White-collar semi-prostitution: the new post-college rite of passage.