Forget pickup lines. I memorize an entire script, choose your own adventure style.
When you wear that crop-top, you expose more than just your hairy belly button: you expose the real you.
For a committed relationship.
Everyone knows you two didn’t meet a in bookstore.
They’re all completely justified.
The many ways to be non-committal without your spouse really knowing.
Unless you’re following the wise words of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: “Women love money… you give ’em a couple thousand bucks and they’re happy.”
It’s a sad state of affairs when Slutty Debt Ceiling isn’t getting you laid.
Meet Murphy…lover of white women.
Now to wish she only had six…