Celebrity athlete sex tapes would always come with the genitals pixelated. That’s a Japanese porn joke. Because Asians are joke at video-games. And pixelating vaginas.
Bitching about Jersey Shore is still relevant, god damnit!
We took veggie burgers off the list because that shouldn’t even be considered an option.
Because porn really needs to stay politically relevant.
The 10th step is falling asleep before getting to eat any of your munchies.
A tale of erotic candles, hald a million dollars, and a tiny asian woman named Harmony.
We’re not mad, we’re dissapointed.
Internships: One referene letter away from slavery.
Cynicism level: maximum.
Or, “Signs You Should Run For The Hills.”
Editor’s notes: if you refer to yourself as a foodie, you deserved to be pecked to death non-local, non-organic, non-free range chickens.
This makes me miss Entourage…
Sit alone in the dark at your computer and laugh at this!
Getting drunk has never been less fun!
Guaranteed to work.