If eSports Were More Like Professional Sports

ALL FOR ROFL February 28, 2013

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

Celebrity athlete sex tapes would always come with the genitals pixelated. That’s a Japanese porn joke. Because Asians are joke at video-games. And pixelating vaginas.

A Letter To The Producers Of Jersey Shore

DEVELOPMENT HELL October 16, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

Bitching about Jersey Shore is still relevant, god damnit!

The Truth Behind Your BBQ Contribution

LIVING THE DREAM August 3, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

We took veggie burgers off the list because that shouldn’t even be considered an option.

Updated Cliche Porn Situations

SPLOOGED June 7, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

Because porn really needs to stay politically relevant.

The 9 Steps Of Going to 7-11 Stoned

LIVING THE DREAM May 25, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

The 10th step is falling asleep before getting to eat any of your munchies.

When Your Boss Is On The Lam

LIVING THE DREAM April 10, 2012

Writer: Ben Siemon | Artist: Hillary White

A tale of erotic candles, hald a million dollars, and a tiny asian woman named Harmony.

How To Make The Simpsons Good Again

DEVELOPMENT HELL March 21, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

We’re not mad, we’re dissapointed.

The Realities Of Intern Job Description

LIVING THE DREAM March 9, 2012

Writer: Kyle Anderson | Artist: Hillary White

Internships: One referene letter away from slavery.

Your Birthday Through The Ages

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW February 27, 2012

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

Cynicism level: maximum.

How Fast Is Your Girlfriend’s Clock Ticking

MADATOMS PERSONALS January 3, 2012

Writer: Erin La Rosa | Artist: Hillary White

Or, “Signs You Should Run For The Hills.”

Foodies Through The Ages

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW December 19, 2011

Writer: Karen Lurie | Artist: Hillary White

Editor’s notes: if you refer to yourself as a foodie, you deserved to be pecked to death non-local, non-organic, non-free range chickens.

If Entourage Writers Wrote For Other Shows

DEVELOPMENT HELL December 7, 2011

Writer: Kristin Wong | Artist: Hillary White

This makes me miss Entourage…

Who’s Alone At The Bar

LIVING THE DREAM November 21, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

Sit alone in the dark at your computer and laugh at this!

The Awkward Predrink Drinking Game

LIVING THE DREAM November 10, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

Getting drunk has never been less fun!

Getting Out Of The Friend-Zone

MADATOMS PERSONALS October 20, 2011

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Hillary White

Guaranteed to work.