But seriously, there’s a real movie that people actually made about Liam Neeson fighting wolves.
Let’s be realistic here, folks.
In which we make absolutely zero reference to a certain Supreme Leader.
Leno not included.
You know who you are.
It’s totally unexpected!
And for 3.5 million dollars less!
Bitching about Jersey Shore is still relevant, god damnit!
Consistently predictable and predictably inconsistent.
Everyone knows wasting a perfectly good pizza is worse than cooking hundreds of pounds of meth.
Who wouldn’t want to see Seinfeld-written Oz?
Cake: now improving more than just weddings, anniversaries, birthdays, and funerals.
Ah, the ever-classic anthropomorphized spaced animal hero 80s/90s cartoon character.
We’re not mad, we’re dissapointed.