Instead Of Moving To LA, I Just Joined LA Fitness

LA SURVIVAL GUIDE September 16, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

Same thing, less driving.

The Metaphors In Your Reinhabited Childroom Bedroom

HIP TODAY GONE TOMORROW September 11, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Moving back home has its glaring realizations.

6 Great Ways To Spice Up Your 99c Ramen

LIVING THE DREAM September 5, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

This is what your life has come to.

Why LinkedIn Is Going To Be The Next Big Dating Site

ALL FOR ROFL August 28, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

Link up!

Reasons You Should Shop On Etsy

ALL FOR ROFL August 21, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

So many quirky, alternative, bohemian, locally-produced, artisanal reasons why.

Relevant Driving Test For 20-Somethings

LIVING THE DREAM August 19, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Driving school is a great way too meet more ambitious, younger, more capable versions of your former self.

Realizing You’re Turning Into Your Parents

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

Mid-life-crisis incoming.

The Future Of Soccer In The United States

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Zlatko Parmakovski

Things aren’t looking too good, Rest Of The World.

Why Legal Weed Can Never Replace Booze

THUG LIFE August 6, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Smoking a joint won’t let you make all of those mistakes you secretly want to make.

Translating “How We Met” Stories

MADATOMS PERSONALS July 30, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Victor Zybin

Everyone knows you two didn’t meet a in bookstore.

The Faces of Summer Food Fests

LIVING THE DREAM July 17, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Johnny Rodriguez

They ain’t pretty.

If WWE News Sources Covered Actual News

POLITICALLY ERECT July 15, 2014

ObamaCARE? Or ObamaDANGER?!?!

You Should Get A Rolling Office Chair For Your Home

ARTICLES July 9, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Truly living the dream.

A Guide To Being Attracted To Cartoon Women

SPLOOGED July 3, 2014

It’s about damn time there’s a guide to this!

Who’ll You Find At Your Local Bar’s Trivia Night

LIVING THE DREAM June 27, 2014

Writer: Matt Houghton | Artist: Emily Niland

Answer: weirdos.