Mad Atoms

We all know that Disney has its hands in everything, but church? Heed this cautionary tale before you think about entering a house of worship.

Yes, I love my iPhone. No, I don’t care that it doesn’t have ‘cut and paste’ or that I can’t “voice dial”. Okay, sure, cut and paste would be nice, but my iPhone does things that no other cutting and pasting smartphone can. My iPhone makes me cum.

A call for a new trend in LA dining.

Recession has forced U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff to take on a second job- a Nosferatu impersonator at Universal Studios.

The gene pool here is shallow, like my Louboutin shoes and Louis Vuitton purse.

Your message is clear, your execution is embarrassing...